They are Swarming! I did not invite them-

I can't walk without crispy steps.

DUDE! THERE IS A GIANT BUG IN MY HOOD!

[Yes. That's Justin flailing around like an idiot as he tries to flick the creature that is currently inhabiting his hood out. At the same time he is probably causing more drama than there needs to be.]

IT'S GOING TO EAT MY BRAINS! MY BRAINS!

[He stops flailing around and sighs, peering over his shoulder at the ( Read more... )

[His voice is slurred, pitched low and rough as he speaks.]

Hey guys. C-can't walk back. Somma gonna hav't t'call me a cab. An' y'know sommat else?! Drop Bears s'aren't so cute. Oh no.

[He's been drinking steadily since Mercy left him behind at the bar, Hunt's message serving as a reminder of just how much they'd failed at their mission. Only for ( Read more... )

[ Pulling out his NOC Grant pauses a moment before making his voice clear, sighing lightly before speaking. ]

It has been brought to my attention that there are now two individuals who are missing. One of which, the rejse child, is around the city; and the other outside the city's walls. I cannot use my ability to find either of them but I am not ( Read more... )

Naturally, I am so very amused. [The tone says otherwise. And there's the steady click-click-click of heels as she walks.] Jason, how about a little creativity? Hmm. Post-Apocalyptic has been done to death.

If I don't wake up in the next three minutes, I will start destroying parts of your brain, dear. Do not test me. [Followed by the sharp click ( Read more... )

[ Considering it was getting ridiculously crowded at the duplex, Abby thought it only appropriate she try and find Jason to see how he wanted to approach that situation. Really, there was no problem with it, Tunnels and Ratchet could always share a room with someone as they were now--but she wanted everyone to be comfortable. Only problem was, ( Read more... )

[As requested Justin has just dropped off the cigarettes he promised for John Constantine at condo D at Longthorn Hall and as he pushes open the doors to Pop's Bar he's wondering if there is a chance that Connor is working so he can wrangle a couple free drinks.

He's bored. Which is never a good thing because a bored Justin usually leads to trouble ( Read more... )

[ If there's one thing that is annoying to this man, it's a lack of cigarettes. He's out. Yeah, he's supposed to quit....but...it didn't look like hell counted towards this realm, right? Besides he's been doing manual labor for the past week or so and there's no better reward. And when the sky starts raining flowers--cigarettes are needed. ]

Not ( Read more... )

Okay, lets figure this th-- [The screen shows the face just shortly after the words are spoken, although it's not quite the right view and only the top of a forehead and a lot of messy brown hair is shown. Then it shifts to the sky and then the surrounding buildings.] No, really. I don't care, it's rather important that I keep it.

[There's a huff ( Read more... )

Is there a local dentist? Do we know if there's a local dentist?

For the love of God, please tell me there's a local dentist.